when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRABS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT
I go to the University of Maryland and when you first move to campus if you’re from out of state they give you a bunch of old bay and a crab mallet.
They mail that to you regardless of your in-state/out-of-state status. Everyone gets it. I need that big ass container though because my roommate and I put that shit on everything.
Proud Marylander <3
This is a part of life here. Everyone must have this in their household.
spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
my brother told me there were literally traffic accidents bc people who weren’t aware the movie was being filmed saw will ferrell prancing around as an elf and were like what the fuck